Looking at
the Cup Half Full
since 1966

I’ve been doing things before that hurt people & weren’t funny. But I did not fly Air Force One over Manhattan. Who had that great idea? # @SmithWill I mean really. They couldn’t come up with a better plan than to fly a 747 right over the heads of people…

Mr. Obama has 1 little problem. It has a stubbly face & keeps questioning Israel’s right to exist.Happy negotiating. I’d prefer a root canal # Bad loan write-offs to continue: IWF forcasts 4 Trillion in losses for banks & insurers in the US, Europe & Japan. That amount just doubled.…

Thinks that suck about being single: Not being able to shop at Victoria Secret – because you can’t just hand lingerie to the next person down the street. Not being dragged into watching chick flicks any longer – I kind of like most of them. Having to pay for massages.…

Pirates couldn’t keep him in check: Captain Richard Philipps is free again. He is an escape artist. I wouldn’t want him in my prison ;-) # Number of the week: Simbabwe’s inflation rate is 230 million percent !!! Well done Mr. Mugabe. They are abolishing their currency altogether # @lynj65…

Restructuring the defense budget will show us lobbying at its worst. U can already see many people barking. Only health care could be worse. # Ex Peruvian President Fujimori (El Chino) was sentenced for murder & might be facing 30 yrs behind walls. Cell mates w. Abimael Guzmán? ;-) #…

CEO of Peugot/Citroen axed. Apparently Wagoner is not the only one that slightly underperformed a little. More to come… # Biggest problem in Washington. Way too many jobs aren’t filled yet. Diplomats in Europe are desperate: There simply is no one to talk too. # It might sound strange and…